It didn't look good when Rachel and I were the first to arrive at 08:45. Thankfully we were soon joined by Allan, with a couple of others on his tail including Phil and Fiona. Once again Phil did PMC proud with his bike and his outfit, although he didn't go to the extremes of last year with the bike. Unfortunately his was the only bike to be done up and as he was exempt from winning, Rachel in her elf outfit won the prize for “Best Dressed Bike”. Doesn't do much for Rachel's reputation that does it!!
Anyway, a grand total of seven bikes, (Come on PMC - 200 members and only seven turn up!), set off for Belle Vue. and we were among the first to arrive, but the car park soon started to fill up with an estimated 300-400 bikes and scooters.
We set off pretty much on time, but that's when it started to go pear-shaped. I'd been told that the police weren't supporting the ride and as such it was illegal for anyone to block junctions or go through red lights. I'd also been told that as Deansgate was full of roadworks the route would head down Hyde Road, along Brunswick Street, right onto Oxford Road, down to the Palace and left onto Whitworth Street to get onto Chester Road. I checked this out as a friend of mine was riding on L plates and someone had warned him about going onto the Mancunian Way.
How surprised was I when, after having to stop at traffic lights, pedestrian crossings, and Ardwick Green roundabout, we were all filtered onto the Mancunian Way. This proved to be a bit hairy as car drivers were trying to filter from the slip roads and others were trying to exit from the Mancunian Way with their usual attitude to bikers.
Again, on Chester Road and for the rest of the route, we had to endure stopping at several sets of lights, but the worst was yet to come. None of the roundabouts at the Trafford Centre were marshalled to point us in the right direction, and I was convinced we should have gone off at an earlier roundabout. Had the “ride” not been so disjointed and we'd all been able to stick together I wouldn't have had any qualms, but we were in a group of just 20 or so bikes. Thankfully we were going in the right direction, but one poor guy on a scooter was almost totalled by a car driver who just cut across in front of him as we were heading into the Trafford Centre. Thankfully he managed to save himself and the car driver suffered the wrath of the other riders around him.
But that shouldn't have been allowed or able to happen in the first place! 
I don't know whether it's the fault of the Police, the Sally Army, or those supposed to be marshalling, or all three, but rest assured, if this is the standard to be expected for next year's Toy Run, I for one am not going to risk life and limb doing it. Good cause or not!
I just hope things can be improved, because it is a worthwhile event and a lot of people put a lot of hard work and time into organising it, (who deserve thanking), and a lot more people get pleasure in taking part as well as those watching it.
Rob D.